Friday, June 4, 2010

cause he's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1999

So, so far eHarmony has not been THAT bad. I have a handful of prospects lined up, all of which seem... promising. This entry (and title) is going to be dedicated to bachelor #1, a salesman who also lives in Staten Island. We were matched on Saturday and went through the usual motions (guided communication) that eHarmony has to offer and eventually we made it through to emails and now text messaging. He is physically attractive, however he is my height, something that I usually do not go for. Still, he does seem really nice.

There is just one, slight issue. He is a few years older than me which is NO big deal but the language he uses kind of turns me off. For example, yesterday we were talking about random things and he totally went off topic and exclaimed that whole foods was "da bomb". Now I'm sure that I once had a Lisa Frank folder or two with J.T.T. IS THE BOMB written on it but then again it 1995 and I was EIGHT. Also, he guessed which bank I work for (when he said how it became obvious) and mentioned the ever-so-wonderful Penny Arcade. I LOATHE Penny, especially after having to deep clean her today. He then went on to say "I hate those peeps (UM HOLY SHIT... PEEPS?!) who come in with the huge water bottle", referring to the customers who come in with a plastic water jug filled with coins. Oh dear, eHarmony. What have you done?!

Needless to say, I'm no longer excited about this one. Also one of his "can't stands" is a girl who is judgemental... LOL is all I have to say about that one. I am going to give this one a shot though because really, what is there to lose? If anything, it will probably make for a fabulous story. Stay tuned...

8 comments:

JerseySjov said...

haha, that's so obnoxious! i can't help but imagine that he sounds like my dad when he tries to use new slang.

Olivia Zoellner said...

Thanks for your comment on my blog! I love this post about eHarmony. I did Match on and off a few times and well... I have plenty of stories to tell :) Good luck and keep us posted on how everything goes!

Iva said...

ohmygoodness!! LOL keep us posted!!

Annabelle said...

HAHA. I agree with Jerseysjov, he sounds like my (59-year-old) Dad. I wonder if he saw you're 22 and thinks this is the only way to compensate for a couple gray hairs?

иικκι јо♥ said...

I think maybe he is trying to relive his youth? Lol I have NO idea but he is trying way too hard!

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